Shek Baker is a writer who lives on a small rocky ledge jutting out from the bottom of Brooklyn. He is scared. Please send help.

Aaron Bleyaert: Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien

Allen Crawford: LordWhimsy.com

Craig Gaines: The Writing Guide, Hudson and Gaines

Jess Lane: NotJessLane.com

Liz Lent: The Park Bench

Joel Levinson: HappyJoel.com

Stephen Levinson is a writer and video-maker from Dayton, Ohio. His most recent project, God & Co. is an animated retelling of Biblical stories, featuring the voices of top comics. Stephen lives in Brooklyn with his wife Hannah and their amazing cat. Check out stephenlevinson.com for more info.

Andrew Lin draws and writes things, including the artwork above of people drinking and reflecting upon poor choices in their lives. His comics may be found at mountainofsadness.blogspot.com.

Dan McQuade: philadelphiawilldo.com

Nate Patrin: natepatrin.com

Leonard Pierce: ludickid.com

Olivia Todd represents all drunk women everywhere. She is also a graphic designer, part-time hair model, seller of things {eBay and Etsy}, and has a blog where she poses with her cat. Yes, she makes fonts.

Matt Vermeulen

RJ White lives in Philadelphia, where he works for a quasi-governmental authority and edits The City Desk, a website about a city that does not exist. He posts vaguely regularly at rjwhite.tumblr.com.

Mike Wilson

Tony Zaret

Deke Zibinski: Our resident bartender for the “Ask the Bartender” segment. Holds forth at the Northside Tavern in Baltimore, MD.