A long after-the-fact mea culpa: by the very reasonable standards outlined in the link above, Next is not, in fact, a one-hit wonder, since their lack of any other #1 singles is tempered by three other top 20 hits (including two released after “Too Close”). I figured it was important to point this out, since the subject is what directly inspired the title of this episode.

These rules also absolve Owl City, which, well, shit.