Author David Rees (Get Your War On, My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable) joins us for a new feature, “Ask the Sommelier,” in which he educates everyone about the finer points of the grape. Due to technical issues on our end, things are a bit choppy at first. But this is the internet, a brave new technological marvel. It gets better.

Then, Olivia asks us all which beloved media products from our small times now prove to be crushing disappointments.